Discussion Question: Could the 2023 Texans’ draft class actually be our best draft class ever?

• 2003 – Andre Johnson, Domanick Davis
• 2006 – Mario Williams, DeMeco Ryans, Eric Winston, Owen Daniels
• 2009 – Brian Cushing, Connor Barwin, Glover Quin
• 2011 – J.J. Watt, Brooks Reed, T.J. “the Bengal Slayer” Yates
• 2017 – Deshaun Watson, Zach Cunningham, D’Onta Foreman
• 2022 – Derek Stingley, Jalen Pitre, John Metchie, Dameon Pierce
• 2023 – C.J. Stroud, Will Anderson, Tank Dell, Henry To’o To’o, Juice Scruggs

In 1783, exactly 240 years ago today, a 5.3 magnitude earthquake hit New Jersey.

And as evidenced by both the Giants and the Jets, it’s still a disaster up there.

Apropos of nothing, last night I went down a rabbit-hole of research into British history during the so-called Dark Ages, including archeological excavations of Anglo-Saxon and Viking artifacts, and now I just wanna re-watch The Northman.

Screw you, refs.

WARNING: Today is Black Friday. Do not go shopping. Do not leave your homes. Eat leftovers, put up your Christmas decorations, and avoid the insane mobs of lunatics getting into fistfights at Wal-Mart over cheap televisions. Don’t worry… it’s gonna be okay.

Well, today is the 60th anniversary of the JFK assassination. Obviously there’s still a lot of bonkers conspiracy theories about who “really” shot him; however, anyone who has seen the opening credits of Zack Snyder’s Watchmen knows that the real killer was Edward Blake, a.k.a. the Comedian, as played (brilliantly) by Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.