Meanwhile, in college football news…

Only three more days until gameday, mofos! Get excited!

Happy National Chucky the Notorious Killer Doll Day, to all those who celebrate.

Well… I guess we can devote all our fandom to football now. Go Texans!

Here’s hoping the Astros actually remember how to hit at Minute Maid tonight…

Apropos of nothing, here’s a symphonic metal cover of “Total Eclipse of the Heart.”

The Houston Astros:

It’s the Jags against the Saints tonight, so just for now… WHO DAT?

Happy National Mashed Potato Day, everybody, from me and Richard Dreyfuss!