Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning comes out today. Nothing else matters. I’m seeing it tonight. Tom Cruise may be a batshit crazy space weirdo, but the dude gives 112% to every role, does insane stunts, and makes some really kickass movies.

Happy 7-11 to all! Please enjoy a Slurpee to celebrate!

Happy Monday, mofos! Apparently today is National Stella Day!

What are y’all doin’ this weekend? Personally, I’m going to a birthday party for a one-year-old.

Seven… SEVEN…

On this day in 1933 — so 90 years ago exactly — the first Major League Baseball All-Star Game was played in Chicago’s Comiskey Park. The American League defeated the National League 4-2. Babe Ruth played right field and hit a home run.

Happy National Bikini Day, everyone! Here’s Kate Upton…

Apparently today is Air Conditioning Appreciation Day. So cheers to those who celebrate.

It’s the weekend. Time to get crunk, mofos.