Apropos of nothing, here’s a symphonic metal cover of “Total Eclipse of the Heart.”

The Houston Astros:

It’s the Jags against the Saints tonight, so just for now… WHO DAT?

Happy National Mashed Potato Day, everybody, from me and Richard Dreyfuss!

I don’t think I’ll be posting any more Astros game threads. It appears to be bad luck…

Can we just talk for a second about how great it is to have Cameron Johnston back? Aside from that backup punter of ours being a total dumpster fire, Johnston pinned the Saints really deep a couple of times this week. He was nails.

Woo hoo, it’s the weekend!!!

Well… it’s Friday the 13th, folks.

Wait… tonight’s game is Broncos vs. Chiefs? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, it’s gonna be a bloodbath!

Happy National Pet Obesity Day, to all those who celebrate!