I hope y’all are having fun. I’m roaming around the woods in the sweltering heat with a bunch of junior high boys.

Well folks, I have to go on a Boy Scouts camping trip with my son this weekend, so all of the threads will be scheduled in advance. I won’t be back until sometime during the game on Sunday. Hopefully nothing weird happens, but if it does, y’all are SOL.

In honor of National Drink Beer Day, what are your favorite beers? These are mine…

• Revolver Blood & Honey
• Founders Dirty Bastard Scotch Ale
• Shiner Bock
• Southern Star Buried Hatchet
• Killian’s Irish Red
• Galveston Bay Bull Shark Scottish Ale
• Negra Modelo

This has nothing to do with football, but we played last night, and it was fun.

What’s new, pussycat? Whoa, whoa whoa, whoa whoa!

I gotta say… I’m still on kind of a high after that win yesterday. I know it’s just one win, and we still have a long season ahead of us, but damn. I haven’t been this optimistic about the Texans in a very long time. Stroud is the real deal. Tank and Nico are killer weapons. But aside from the talent on the field, this also seems like a coaching staff we can believe in. Yes, they’ve made some rookie mistakes (and we’ve called them out for it), but DeMeco and his guys are learning, changing, adjusting, and making shit work, despite our plethora of notable injuries.

Apparently September 23rd is Redhead Appreciation Day, but we’re all gentlemen here, and none of us are superficial or anything like that, so no one would dare post GIFs of, say, Christina Hendricks, Karen Gillan, Isla Fisher, Emma Stone, Jessica Rabbit, etc.

Happy Chainmail Day from your resident medievalist!

Happy 76th birthday to author, screenwriter, and all-around creepy individual Stephen King!