Prepare yourselves for the 713 connection.

Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning comes out today. Nothing else matters. I’m seeing it tonight. Tom Cruise may be a batshit crazy space weirdo, but the dude gives 112% to every role, does insane stunts, and makes some really kickass movies.

Happy 7-11 to all! Please enjoy a Slurpee to celebrate!

Happy Monday, mofos! Apparently today is National Stella Day!

What are y’all doin’ this weekend? Personally, I’m going to a birthday party for a one-year-old.

Seven… SEVEN…

On this day in 1933 — so 90 years ago exactly — the first Major League Baseball All-Star Game was played in Chicago’s Comiskey Park. The American League defeated the National League 4-2. Babe Ruth played right field and hit a home run.

Happy National Bikini Day, everyone! Here’s Kate Upton…

Apparently today is Air Conditioning Appreciation Day. So cheers to those who celebrate.