“In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be the actual El Guapo.” – Lucky Day (Steve Martin), ¡Three Amigos!

Happy National Dracula Day, everybody! Here are some of my personal favorite vampire movies:

• Daybreakers (2010)
• 30 Days of Night (2007)
• Blade II (2002)
• What We Do In the Shadows (2014)
• Underworld: Evolution (2006)

Well, today is the last day of school for our kids. My fiancée and I also have a three-day kid-free weekend coming up, and I’m gonna take her to see The Little Mermaid. Why? Because it’ll make her happy, and that’s how I roll, mofos.

Well, apparently today is National Mike Day. So to anyone here named Mike, we appreciate you.

This thread isn’t actually late… it’s uhhh… Daylight Savings Time? Yeah, that’s the ticket…

In some non-football related news, yesterday the Foo Fighters announced that their new drummer (replacing the deceased Taylor Hawkins) will be long-time session/touring drummer Josh Freese. He started playing drums professionally at the age of 12, and he has previously toured with the Vandals, Devo, Guns N’ Roses, A Perfect Circle, Nine Inch Nails, Weezer, Sublime, Paramore, and Sting.

Their first new album without Hawkins, But Here We Are, comes out on June 2, 2023.

I have to go on another Boy Scout campout this weekend. So… ya know… there’s that.

According to the interwebz, today is the following:

• National Barber Mental Health Awareness Day
• National Pizza Party Day
• Frog Jumping Jubilee Day
• Hepatitis Testing Day
• National Mechanical Dry Eye Day
• Virtual Assistants Day

I’m going to see Coheed & Cambria tonight. They’re one of my favorite bands. Nothing else matters. Get excited.

“Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.” – Steve Martin