Well folks, today is International Women’s Day, so I thought it would be appropriate to recognize some important women in my life. Obviously the first two spots go to my mom and my fiancée, both of whom continue to tolerate me. But beyond these glaring choices, I’d also like to nominate my 6th grade English teacher, Ms. Metzler, who remains one of my all-time favorite teachers to this day and who taught me a lot of cool vocabulary words like erudite and curmudgeon and loquacious and belligerent and cumbersome. Lastly, I’d like to nominate Jennifer Connelly, who, in the movie The Rocketeer, made me feel all tingly and jingly inside for the first time when I was nine years old. Cheers!

There’s a little over a week left until free agency. Who do you wanna see the Texans pick up?

Well folks, our very own Houston Roughnecks remain undefeated! I tell ya what, the offense may not have P.J. Walker’s highlight reel plays anymore, but Wade Phillips’ defense is a hell of a lot of fun to watch. On an unrelated note, I feel like my comment about music last week sparked a lot of conversation, so today I wanna recommend a lesser known band called The Wild Feathers. They’re a southern/country rock band with three vocalists, all of whom were lead singers in previous bands. On their debut album, I heard bits of the Allman Brothers, the Black Crowes, and Tom Petty, and I immediately fell in love with their beautiful three-part harmonies. Their second album, Lonely Is a Lifetime, was a little more rock-based (but still good), although their third album, Greetings from the Neon Frontier, is like the second coming of the Eagles. Y’all should definitely check them out.

Boom shaka laka.

I realize I’ve posted several random “National Whatever Day” things thus far, and it’s mostly just been to fill space. However, since this is still an NFL blog, it seems rather appropriate that today (March 4th) is National Brain Injury Awareness Day. As for the Roughnecks game thread, it’s scheduled to post on Sunday at 6:30pm, half an hour before the game starts. Happy weekend, mofos!

Well folks, the NFL Combine has officially begun, and it looks like the Texans have already met with the four top quarterback prospects. I realize that Young is the choice of the majority, but assuming we get someone else, who would you rather have? Stroud, Richardson, or Levis?

Happy Thursday! I’d just like to say that my ex-wife is taking our kids to the Muse concert at the Toyota Center tonight, since Muse is my 13-year-old’s favorite band. However, they’re also one of my favorite bands, ever since I heard their 2009 album The Resistance and their sound reminded me a lot of Queen (my all-time favoritest band ever). Aside from the aforementioned album, I also really like Absolution and Black Holes & Revelations. Plus, their latest release, Will of the People, was among my Top 5 Favorite Albums of 2022.

So yeah, that’s what’s going on in Houston today. Sorry, guys. I promise the NFL Draft is coming soon.

Meh, no intro today. I’m tired and my kids have been acting crazy. Deal with it, mofos.

Still… ya know… go Texans.

It’s about time for the NFL Scouting Combine, and according to Vandy, he and John Harris are gonna have Nick Caserio on Texans All Access tonight, and DeMeco Ryans on tomorrow night. So hopefully we’ll get a bit of interesting chatter from those guys.

Happy Monday, ladies and gents! Our very own Houston Roughnecks remain undefeated, having taken down the hated Arlington Renegades with a score of 23-14. Also, the Texans officially announced their 2023 Coaching Staff a couple of days ago, so there’s that. Otherwise, there’s not much to report except for the fact that AT&T SportsNet is going away soon, so the Astros might actually be on a normal cable channel this season.