Thank God. That’s more like it.

Tennessee Titans @ Houston Texans (battle of the 0-3 juggernauts!) | 12:00 PM CDT | CBS

Grab some snacks, talk some trash, and chug that Battle Red Kool-Aid (with bleach)!

Seattle Seahawks @ Arizona Cardinals | 7:15 PM CDT | Prime Video

Detroit Lions @ Baltimore Ravens | 7:15 PM CDT | ESPN

I mean… hang around here if you actually want to continue watching football today.