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Postgame Thread

October 1, 2023 by Texans Chat

Complete and utter domination. Can you imagine this team with a healthy offensive line?

This one was for you, J.J.

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Game Thread: Second Half

October 1, 2023 by Texans Chat

I’m writing this in advance, so we’re gonna do a choose-your-own-adventure thing here…

  • If the Texans are losing: Aww man, this really sucks. But hey, what do you expect with a bunch of third-string offensive linemen going up against a bulldozer like T.J. Watt? Oh well, hopefully we can turn it around this half.
  • If the game is tied: We’re hangin’ in there, guys! It’s time to kick it into gear and take the lead!
  • If the Texans are winning: Hell yeah, baby! Stroud/Tank/Nico/Pierce/WAJ is having one hell of a game! Don’t take your foot off the gas now, DeMeco! Steelers ain’t gonna bring that mess up in our house!

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Game Thread: First Half

October 1, 2023 by Texans Chat

Pittsburgh Steelers @ Houston Texans, 12:00 pm CDT, on CBS

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Pregame Thread

October 1, 2023 by Texans Chat

Grab some snacks, talk some trash, and chug that Battle Red Kool-Aid!

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Thursday Night Football

September 28, 2023 by Texans Chat

Detroit Lions @ Green Bay Packers, Amazon Prime Video

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Monday Night Football

September 25, 2023 by Texans Chat

Philadelphia Eagles @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Raymond James Stadium, ABC

Los Angeles Rams @ Cincinnati Bengals, Paycor Stadium, ESPN

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Sunday Games Thread

September 24, 2023 by Texans Chat

Hang out here to talk about any other (non-Texans) games happening this afternoon.

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Postgame Thread

September 24, 2023 by Texans Chat

It’s official: We still own the Jags in their home stadium.

C.J. Stroud once again proved that he is far-and-away the best rookie QB in the league. For the third week in a row, our running game has been virtually nonexistent, yet C.J. is still ballin’. Tank Dell and Nico Collins both continue to be BAMF’s, which is a great sign for the future. We got to see a friggin’ fullback run a muffed kickoff all the way back for an 85-yard touchdown (which has to be some kind of record). And DeMeco must have had one hell of a convo with the defense after last week, because that was a vastly better effort.

This is our first victory thread of the season, ladies and gents. Let’s get crunk!

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Game Thread: Second Half

September 24, 2023 by Texans Chat

Ummm… welcome back, Defense! We’ve missed ya!

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Game Thread: First Half

September 24, 2023 by Texans Chat

Houston Texans @ Jacksonville Jaguars, 12:00 pm CDT, on FOX

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