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Game Thread: Second Half

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I’m writing this in advance, so we’re gonna do a choose-your-own-adventure thing here…

  • If the Texans are losing: Aww man, this really sucks. But hey, what do you expect with a bunch of third-string offensive linemen going up against a bulldozer like T.J. Watt? Oh well, hopefully we can turn it around this half.
  • If the game is tied: We’re hangin’ in there, guys! It’s time to kick it into gear and take the lead!
  • If the Texans are winning: Hell yeah, baby! Stroud/Tank/Nico/Pierce/WAJ is having one hell of a game! Don’t take your foot off the gas now, DeMeco! Steelers ain’t gonna bring that mess up in our house!

Postgame Thread

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It’s official: We still own the Jags in their home stadium.

C.J. Stroud once again proved that he is far-and-away the best rookie QB in the league. For the third week in a row, our running game has been virtually nonexistent, yet C.J. is still ballin’. Tank Dell and Nico Collins both continue to be BAMF’s, which is a great sign for the future. We got to see a friggin’ fullback run a muffed kickoff all the way back for an 85-yard touchdown (which has to be some kind of record). And DeMeco must have had one hell of a convo with the defense after last week, because that was a vastly better effort.

This is our first victory thread of the season, ladies and gents. Let’s get crunk!