Game thread for Week 1 MNF & TNF games.

49ers vs. Texans postgame thread. Imagine being so scared as an NFL franchise that you get nowhere near a lead so as to avoid getting Diskel’d. The Texans complete the 2022 Preseason undefeated and that probably means a tenacious win at home in Week 1 and then another one somewhere around Week 13. Because that’s how it works.

49ers vs. Texans 4th Qtr. thread. REMINDER: Just text and emojis in game threads. Postgame thread will post shortly after the game.

49ers vs. Texans 3rd Qtr. thread. REMINDER: Just text and emojis in game threads. If comments volume is low, we’ll keep it here for 4th Qtr. If a new thread is made, it’ll be posted and pinned to the top of the comments page so you can navigate to the new thread.

49ers vs. Texans 2nd Qtr. thread. REMINDER: Just text and emojis in game threads. If comments volume is low, we’ll keep it here for 3rd Qtr. If a new thread is made, it’ll be posted and pinned to the top of the comments page so you can navigate to the new thread.

49ers vs. Texans 1st Qtr. thread. REMINDER: Just text and emojis in game threads. If comments volume is low, we’ll keep it here for 2nd Qtr. If a new thread is made, it’ll be posted and pinned to the top of the comments page so you can navigate to the new thread.

Texans vs. Rams postgame thread. Driskel the Hunter kills a Ram. The Texans are 2-0 in the Preseason and didn’t even need Dameon Pierce to get there tonight. I’d post a lot of tweets but this one was janky as hell tonight. If anyone wants to peruse Twitter and post game clips, go for it. Weekend discussion thread hits in the morning. Y’all have a good weekend and savor this win!

Texans vs. Rams 4th Qtr. thread. REMINDER: Just text and emojis in game threads. Postgame thread will post fairly soon at the end of the game.

Texans vs. Rams 3rd Qtr. thread. REMINDER: Just text and emojis in game threads. If comments volume is low, we’ll keep it here for 4th Qtr. If a new thread is made, it’ll be posted and pinned to the top of the comments page so you can navigate to the new thread.

Texans vs. Rams 2nd Qtr. thread. REMINDER: Just text and emojis in game threads. If comments volume is low, we’ll keep it here for 3rd Qtr. If a new thread is made, it’ll be posted and pinned to the top of the comments page so you can navigate to the new thread.