Late games thread for Week 1. If this has few comments, we’ll keep it here for SNF.

Screw this. What an absolutely bonkers way to spend the day. Should have known. Can’t have nice things. Sigh…

Here you go.

Colts vs. Texans 4th Qtr. thread.

Colts vs Texans 3rd Qtr. thread.

Colts vs Texans 2nd Qtr. thread.

Colts vs Texans 1st Qtr. thread. Nothing but text and/or emojis. You know how it works: No embeds of any kind, be it website links or tweets or animated gifs or uploads of photos etc.

Colts vs Texans pregame thread. 1st Qtr. thread posts at 11:50 a.m. Central Time.

Game thread for Week 1 MNF & TNF games.

49ers vs. Texans postgame thread. Imagine being so scared as an NFL franchise that you get nowhere near a lead so as to avoid getting Diskel’d. The Texans complete the 2022 Preseason undefeated and that probably means a tenacious win at home in Week 1 and then another one somewhere around Week 13. Because that’s how it works.