49ers vs. Texans 4th Qtr. thread. REMINDER: Just text and emojis in game threads. Postgame thread will post shortly after the game.

49ers vs. Texans 3rd Qtr. thread. REMINDER: Just text and emojis in game threads. If comments volume is low, we’ll keep it here for 4th Qtr. If a new thread is made, it’ll be posted and pinned to the top of the comments page so you can navigate to the new thread.

49ers vs. Texans 2nd Qtr. thread. REMINDER: Just text and emojis in game threads. If comments volume is low, we’ll keep it here for 3rd Qtr. If a new thread is made, it’ll be posted and pinned to the top of the comments page so you can navigate to the new thread.

49ers vs. Texans 1st Qtr. thread. REMINDER: Just text and emojis in game threads. If comments volume is low, we’ll keep it here for 2nd Qtr. If a new thread is made, it’ll be posted and pinned to the top of the comments page so you can navigate to the new thread.

Texans vs. Rams postgame thread. Driskel the Hunter kills a Ram. The Texans are 2-0 in the Preseason and didn’t even need Dameon Pierce to get there tonight. I’d post a lot of tweets but this one was janky as hell tonight. If anyone wants to peruse Twitter and post game clips, go for it. Weekend discussion thread hits in the morning. Y’all have a good weekend and savor this win!

Texans vs. Rams 4th Qtr. thread. REMINDER: Just text and emojis in game threads. Postgame thread will post fairly soon at the end of the game.

Texans vs. Rams 3rd Qtr. thread. REMINDER: Just text and emojis in game threads. If comments volume is low, we’ll keep it here for 4th Qtr. If a new thread is made, it’ll be posted and pinned to the top of the comments page so you can navigate to the new thread.

Texans vs. Rams 2nd Qtr. thread. REMINDER: Just text and emojis in game threads. If comments volume is low, we’ll keep it here for 3rd Qtr. If a new thread is made, it’ll be posted and pinned to the top of the comments page so you can navigate to the new thread.

Texans vs. Rams 1st Qtr. thread. REMINDER: Just text and emojis in game threads. If comments volume is low, we’ll keep it here for 2nd Qtr. If a new thread is made, it’ll be posted and pinned to the top of the comments page so you can navigate to the new thread.

Texans legends Jeff Driskel and Johnny Johnson III engineer a 90-yard 2-minute drill TD drive to win the game for new HC Lovie Smith. Rookie RB Pierce averaged almost 10 yards per carry in his few snaps in the 1st half. From what I can tell, no injuries for the Texans and the fans in attendance go home happy even if it is “just preseason.” Overall, not a bad way to kick off the 2022 football year.