Can’t even beat a Hackett-coached bum-ass Broncos team. Sigh…

Texans vs Broncos 4th qtr. thread.

Texans vs Broncos 3rd qtr. thread.

Texans vs Broncos 2nd qtr. thread.

Texans vs Broncos 1st qtr. thread. Text and emojis only, no embeds of any kind.

Playing a horse team two weeks in a row. Awesome. 1st Qtr. thread posts 10 minutes before kickoff.

Discussion thread for MNF & TNF.

Late games thread for Week 1. If this has few comments, we’ll keep it here for SNF.

Screw this. What an absolutely bonkers way to spend the day. Should have known. Can’t have nice things. Sigh…

Here you go.