I’m writing this in advance, so we’re gonna do a choose-your-own-adventure thing here…
- If the Texans are losing: Aww man, this really sucks. But hey, what do you expect with a bunch of third-string offensive linemen going up against a bulldozer like T.J. Watt? Oh well, hopefully we can turn it around this half.
- If the game is tied: We’re hangin’ in there, guys! It’s time to kick it into gear and take the lead!
- If the Texans are winning: Hell yeah, baby! Stroud/Tank/Nico/Pierce/WAJ is having one hell of a game! Don’t take your foot off the gas now, DeMeco! Steelers ain’t gonna bring that mess up in our house!