Here is a list of people/entities who can suck it…
(ed. note: any repeated items can suck it twice as much)
- Bud Adams
- Bill O’Brien
- Jack Easterby
- Deshaun Watson
- Tony Buzbee
- Cary McNair
- Roger Goodell
- Dom Capers
- Charley Casserly
- Rick Smith
- Frank Bush
- George Godsey
- Tim Kelly
- Joe Marciano
- Mike Devlin
- Chris Strausser
- Bud Adams
- Albert Haynesworth
- Cortland Innegan
- Eric Fisher
- Matt Slauson
- Richie Incognito
- Jonathan Newsome
- Teair Tart
- The Turf Monster
- MetLife Stadium
- Brandin Cooks
- Tony Boselli
- Ahman Green
- Ed Reed
- Rahim Moore
- C. J. Gardner-Johnson
- Pro Football Focus
- The Entire National Media (Not J. J. Watt)
- Bleacher Report
- Vox
- Dan Dierdorf
- Jason La Canfora
- Daniel Jeremiah
- FOX Sports
- Colin Cowherd
- Nick Wright
- Joe Buck
- NBC Sports
- Cris Collinsworth
- Rodney Harrison
- ESPN
- Rich Eisen
- Skip Bayless
- Stephen A. Smith
- Max Kellerman
- Spencer Tillman
- Indianapolis Colts
- Jim Irsay
- Shane Steichen
- Reggie Wayne
- Marvin Harrison
- Jonathan Taylor
- Alec Pierce
- Jeff Saturday
- 2018 Colts
- Zach Pascal
- T.Y. Hilton
- Colts Fans
- Stampede Blue
- Tennessee Titans
- Bud Adams
- Amy Adams Strunk
- Jeff Fisher
- Vince Young
- Zach Mettenburger
- Mike Vrabel
- Titans Fans
- John McClain
- Bud Adams
- Jacksonville Jaguars
- Trevor Lawrence
- Maurice Jones-Drew
- Jaguars Fans
- Dallas Cowboys
- Jerry Jones
- Cowboys Fans
- Kansas City Chiefs
- 2024 Chiefs
- Patrick Mahomes
- 2019 Chiefs
- Tyreek Hill
- 2015 Chiefs
- Knile Davis
- Travis Kelce
- 1993 Chiefs
- Chiefs Fans
- Swifties
- Arrowhead Pride
- Baltimore Ravens
- 2023 Ravens
- 2011 Ravens (not Bernard Pollard)
- Ray Rice
- Ravens Fans
- New England Patriots
- Bill O’Brien
- Jack Easterby
- Bill Belichick
- Robert Kraft
- 2016 Patriots
- Jacoby Brissett
- 2012 Patriots (not Vince Wilfork)
- Dion Lewis
- Patriots Fans
- 1992 Bills
- Frank Reich
- 1988 Bills
- 1991 Broncos
- 1987 Broncos
- 1990 Bengals
- 1989 Steelers
- 1979 Steelers
- 1978 Steelers
- NFL Referees
- Dean Blandino
- Pete Morelli
- Bill Vinovich
- Jim Tunney
- Clay Martin
- Mexico City Refs
- The Laser Pointer
- Johnny Manziel
- Deshaun Watson
- 2009 Jets
- Rex Ryan
- Everyone who thinks the Oilers’ history counts as the Titans’
- Bud Adams
- Amy Adams Strunk
- Dallas
- Arlington
- Indianapolis
- Baltimore
- Kansas City
- Tennessee
- Cary McNair
- Open-Air Stadiums