God help us all…

“Have Springer hit a three-run homerun. Tell ’em the Astros said [bang, bang, bang]. They’ll know what it means.”

This week I’m posting about anything other than Texans football.

I don’t wanna talk about it.

This was, hands down, the most insane comeback/collapse I’ve ever seen.

Spoiler Alert: Apparently the NFL comp for Shane Falco is… Gardner Minshew.

Who let the dogs out?

Have you ever seen the rain?

Do you know the Muffin Man?

Soooo… this video just showed up in my Facebook memories. It’s Andre Johnson getting repeatedly spanked by a female fan during a game. The dumb NFL won’t let me embed here, so I made a GIF instead: