The worst quarterback performances of Week Eight…

#5 – Jordan Love
14/22 for 196 yards (8.9 yard avg.), 0 TDs, 1 INT, 73.3 rating

#4 – Spencer Rattler
12/24 for 156 yards (6.5 yard avg.), 0 TDs, 0 INTs, 70.8 rating

#3 – Mason Rudolph
22/38 for 266 yards (7.0 yard avg.), 1 TD, 2 INTs, 66.3 rating

#2 – Caleb Williams
10/24 for 131 yards (5.5 yard avg.), 0 TDs, 0 INTs, 59.5 rating

#1 – Anthony Richardson
10/32 for 175 yards (5.5 yard avg.), 1 TD, 1 INT, 48.3 rating

Boom shaka laka.

In honor of Saint Crispin’s Day (today), I present the famous Saint Crispin’s Day speech from Henry V:

Happy National Kangaroo Awareness Day, folks!

One-third of the league has benched their starting QB due to injury and/or sucking…

• The Saints benched Derek Carr (injury) for Spencer Rattler
• The Patriots benched Jacoby Brissett (sucking) for Drake Maye
• The Titans benched Will Levis (injury/sucking) for Mason Rudolph
• The Browns benched Deshaun Watson (injury/sucking) for Dorian Thompson-Robinson
• The Dolphins benched Tua Tagovailoa (injury) for Tyler Huntley
• The Giants benched Daniel Jones (sucking) for Drew Lock
• The Raiders benched Gardner Minshew (sucking) for Aiden O’Connell
• The Panthers benched Bryce Young (sucking) for Andy Dalton
• The Commanders benched Jayden Daniels (injury) for Marcus Mariota
• The Steelers benched Justin Fields for Russell Wilson (return from injury)

On a day when the O-line was terrible and Stroud did very little, let’s give it up for Joe Mixon, who had 115 yards (4.6 YPC) and 2 TDs.

Beyond that, let’s all think about something positive today…

I like to move it, move it.
I like to move it, move it.
I like to move it, move it.
I like to… MOVE IT!