And now for something completely different…

Y’all… the Astros are only 4.5 games back now. Let’s friggin’ go.

My best friend and I were at a sports bar last night watching the Texas A&M vs. Tennessee baseball game (you fought hard, Ags, we’ll get ’em next year!), and at one point the TV announcers pointed out country singer Morgan Wallen in the audience. His name even flashed up on the screen. But sitting right next to Morgan Wallen, totally unmentioned, was Peyton Manning. We were bemused.

Last night I went to see Bad Boys: Ride or Die. You wanna know what it was like? Well… it was exactly what you’d expect it to be. It was a Bad Boys movie. It was a buddy cop action/comedy filled with lots of car chases, gunfights, explosions, and one-liners. If you liked the other movies in the series, you should like this one too. And while I won’t spoil anything plot-related, I would like to point out a couple of humorous cameos:

• Michael Bay, who directed the first two installments, shows up briefly as an angry Porsche driver yelling at Will Smith.
• There’s a random cameo from Khaby Lame, that guy who makes the deadpan face in all those TikTok videos.
• My favorite bit is so subtle you might miss it. In one scene, the cops have to steal some clothes from a camp of redneck “sovereign citizen” types, and Will Smith ends up wearing a Reba McEntire t-shirt. In an attempt to falsely claim the clothes belong to them, he and Martin Lawrence try to come up with a single Reba song (and fail miserably, of course). But as they’re getting away, you can hear a country version of the “Bad Boys” song playing in the background, sung by Reba herself.

Happy Friday! The Ags are playing for the college World Series Championship this weekend!

In honor of National Vanilla Milkshake Day, I thought I’d share a milkshake recipe that I made (and enjoyed) a while back: Vanilla ice cream, a little milk, a few dashes of cinnamon, and a shot of bourbon. Blend and enjoy, mofos.

This has nothing to do with football, but I think it’s interesting.

I posted this last night, but it was so petty and insane, I felt like it needed to be shared again.