In honor of Thor’s Day, y’all should go watch Twilight of the Gods on Netflix. It’s pretty rad.

FYI, it also has a lot of violence, swearing, and fairly graphic nudity.

Clinched.

The Panthers won their first game with Andy Dalton behind center, and Dalton’s stat line was:
26/37 for 319 yards (8.6 avg.), 3 TDs, 0 INTs, 123.6 rating

I’ve gotta say… this does not bode well for Bryce Young.

On Friday night we went to a dueling piano bar, and one of the musicians looked like a curly-haired Nic Cage.

This has nothing to do with football, but yesterday my 14-year-old sent me the following text message:

“Father, I am curious as to if you’re transporting me to my biological mother’s abode this fine evening, or if I shall be visiting thine abode prior.”

He was very pleased with himself. Clearly this is my son.

Happy Wednesday, ya bunch of lawless ruffians.